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you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
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My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
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I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
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