I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
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I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
So I come back home and a huge flock of enormous vultures are on my roof
They're waiting for you to die
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
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I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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