After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
Randomize
