: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I'm laying in your front yard are you home
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
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