i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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