Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
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