oh fat girl friday strikes again...
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
I know. he thinks we're 'meant to be'. No we're fucking not. God wouldn't give my soulmate a pencil dick.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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