I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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