you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
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Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
Now I get the fucking shakes every time I hear I'm Sexy And I Know It. Thanks, Captain Morgan.
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
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I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
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