i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
There are pre-booty call contracts for a reason. I have no intention of calling you tomorrow.
Do you need my fax number or something?
all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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