Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
Swine flu. Run for my life!
he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
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have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
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The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
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