Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
someone wrote "the short drunk lives here" on our door. i already have a reputation
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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