I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
I got eye-fucked by an 80 year old man wearing a cowboy hat while I was singing country. How do you think karaoke went?
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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