the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
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yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
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Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
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