Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
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I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
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he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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