i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
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drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
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You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
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