I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
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I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
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I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job