I hope mine doesn't look like that
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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