turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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