The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
Now that we have successfully procreated, I need to know we are on the same page. Please tell me you are aware that there are whole seasons of our lives that our child can NEVER be made privy to.
We should probably write this down. That's a shit load of shit.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
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