i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
either way he was missing a nipple.
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
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Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
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Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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