He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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