Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
We're going to shave my junk and take pictures of it wearing fake mustaches we found at the dollar store. They're uncannily realistic; much better than the cockstaches of my youth.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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