a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
You came out of the bathroom, said "I'M DRUNK BUT I REMEMBERED TO WASH MY HANDS!" and then insisted that she smell them.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
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