I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
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