At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
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No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
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My liver is preforming stress tests.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
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