Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
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Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
I was going through my paperwork and I found the lifetime warranty card for my 14" dildo. I saved it. You know, just in case.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
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Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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