is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
This baby is an asshole
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
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