Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
I sent my roommate a text from MY phone that said, "I don't know where my phone is." Must've been a good night.
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
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