Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
did I really admit that id have sex with that cougar had I been more drunk?...ugh...i need to masterbate more
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
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I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
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dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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