need another drink. this is the easiest way
I recorded his drunk dial calls. My personal favorite was the one that began, "grab the bull by the horns and fuck his cock."
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
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i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
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Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
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