Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
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