wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
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but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
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Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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