the condom got lost in my hair
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
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We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
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I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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