She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
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