Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
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