he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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