It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
So some girl kept staring at me and giving me these weird looks. That's when I realized she could probably hear the Mulan soundtrack playing on my iPod...
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
Change the recording on your voicemail. He found your number and my ass print on the car hood.
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
My Sexting was not on an AP level
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
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