just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
We left the knife in your bed.
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
My breath smells like gin and sadness
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