dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
Listen I'm tryna celebrate your divorce. Sometimes that calls for drinking on the toilet.
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
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