Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
Shame - the story of my life.
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