I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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