I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
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He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
On the way home she put on a necklace with her name on it and wrote my name in sharpie across my chest so that in the morning we could avoid the awkward Idk who the fuck you are conversation. Best. Girl. Ever.
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
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Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
This is my gift to your gina
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
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