wrigley field is MILF paradise
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.