it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
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And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
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googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
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