i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
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i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
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right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
Just because the energy drink is shaped like a grenade doesnt make it cool to throw it and yell "BOOM" and break my flatscreen, asshole
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no
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