on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
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No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
i asked why he had a giant piece of popcorn duct taped to his head and he said "No, it's actually part of my neck." so no, i didn't fuck him.
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
Someone just said “I need to use up this money before I’m tits up under the dirt” so I think I’m going to start using that in my daily vocabulary.
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
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