he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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