K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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