I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
sleeping like a two year old who chased ambien with a bottle of whiskey.
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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