He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
Went up to some dude that hit on Laura and told him he has a voice like a grandma. Apparently didnt have muscles or kindness like grandma so can you pick me up at the ER please?
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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