Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
i was taking a dump when this random girl ran in, puked all over my lap, then passed out on the floor
did you bang her?
seriously?
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
So squirting runs in the family.
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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