I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
i've created a new STD.
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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