singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
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I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
What are you doing St Patricks day? I'm banned from all work parties with open bar ever since the cinco de mayo party that I dumped a drink on my co-workers head and played air guitar on my boss' ankle cast.
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
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Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
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