My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
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