He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
So far today I've found 3.5 million dollars in savings. Pretty sure management is gonna start buying me hookers if getting laid has this much payoff
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
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