oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
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Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
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Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
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