can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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