Tell her she's as useless as a condom.
and you said cock pushups were impossible
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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